Wednesday, 3 April 2013

Looks

I never judge a woman by only her looks. I take into consideration the lighting.

To me the worst view in the world is looking in the mirror.

How brave do you think the KKK will be when global warming makes it too hot for them to wear sheets?

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  1. I feel amazing as long as I don't look in the mirror.

    The first one is the best!

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    1. I like to blame it all on the mirrors. To me all mirrors hate me and each year they hate me more and more.

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  2. Lighting is everything when you get to be my age John :)

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  3. ha...we can hope it gets too hot soon....lol...
    with the lights off everything looks better any way...smiles.

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    1. Day light is great except to be seen in. Dark allows your imagination to take over, hopefully they'll be positive images.

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  4. John
    Good ones...hahaha
    The worst lighting for a woman would be in the little changing rooms in a clothing store. Yipes, makes you run right out.

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    1. It's strange that's where you think they'd keep the room lit so you don't notice every flaw. They might sell more but they'd probably get more returns.

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  5. Just wait for night, hide the flashlights and hope the power goes out, then all are seen in the same light, or lack there of.

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    1. Power outages can even the playing field until dawn. Vampires have it great, they don't age, and if they did, the can't see their reflection in mirrors. Plus they stay up all night.

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  6. Wonder if the KKK will wear short sheets?

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    1. I guess they could. It would make sense as long as they kept the short part on the bottom. You'd like that organization would have died already. How can a person in this day and age still be that ignorant? I know there still are many people who believe in that crap but it's so hard for me to believe that anyone can still really believe it.

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  7. You're a very fair man to consider the lighting, John.

    xoRobyn

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