Friday 21 June 2013

Virgin

Was Marry really a virgin or was she that good at faking an orgasm?

At the point now that I go to bed with a girl not to have sex, but to get her to change the sheets.

I started to read the bible one night and got pretty far before the hookers arrived.

23 comments:

  1. I was going to hell for reading the first line but it's okay as I never heard of Marry!

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    1. You're going to hell and so am I, so we'll have a ball down there. Marry, that's the way she spelled it. No one knows that.

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    2. It was Christmas Eve and everyone was feeling merry.
      Then Mary hadda leave.
      Then they jumped for Joy.
      But, she hadda go, too.

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  2. All women are good at faking it. We have to be.

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    1. Wasn't something I have experienced, the women don't even bother, they know I won't believe that they will have good time.

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  3. Anne is right.... we don't want to hurt your male ego.

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    1. What ego? I'm luck I realize that I'm a male.

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    1. Yes, I'm going my duty as a good Catholic.

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  5. ouch, feel the sting of anne's wit...ha....
    oh and candida keeps the hits coming...

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    1. They both do. I'm at a loss for words or even complete thoughts.

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  6. Prostitution is the oldest profession, even in biblical times.

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    1. They should offer classes or at least let women get college credit for it.

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  7. the third one must be a quote from Newt Gingrich.

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    1. The difference was is that he wouldn't have stopped reading the bible.

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  8. LOL at how the first two gals responding took that joke and ran with it. ;)

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    1. They ran a pretty good marathon on those jokes.

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  9. You must kept frequent women on call, to get those sheets washed

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    1. No, I only wash them with the pattern wears off.

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  10. You got further than you did WHEN the hookers arrived? Good for you, John. Er, I hope it was good for you.

    xoRobyn

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    1. It's not as much good as it is expensive. But they were catholic hookers so I consider it a contribution to the church.

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  11. Hopefully you and the hookers made a joyful noise unto the Lord.

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  12. Hookers in Helena used to have their brothels on main street until the railroad came through town. They were fabulous business women.

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