Wednesday, 26 June 2013

Italian

If God was Italian, after the embarrassing way Jesus got whacked, he would have never let him in the family business.

Jesus rose from the dead three days later. It takes me that long to get out of bed.

I suffer from empty nest egg syndrome.

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  1. I'm a bed sleeping whore myself.

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    1. Are you referring to me or Jesus? You guys are making me think.

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  2. Lately it has been taking me awhile to get out of bed too.

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    1. Getting up is not so hard it's realizing that you are up and that takes coffee.

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  3. I suffer from such a syndrome too

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    1. I'm not sure suffer is the right word it's more like well, suffer. You're right that is the right word.

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  4. kinda glad god is not italian...we might have all got whacked...ha

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    1. I know an Italian Supreme court justice I wouldn't mind seeing on the hit list,

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  5. ENE Syndrome is not a pretty condition. It makes me itchy just thinking about it. ;)

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    1. Unfortunately too many suffer from that syndrome and there's not a real cure in sight yet.

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  6. God may be a closet Italian, could explain all the broken bones around, or just stupid people, I'm going with the later. And what's a nest egg? Is the reverse, in my case, called a black hole?

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    1. When you say broken bones do you mean dinosaurs. I didn't think there were that many of us Italians around back then, It's more like the "in the red hole."

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  7. If only I can stay in bed that long ~ smiles ~

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    1. Wow, you do have a point. Anyone who has young children must feel like that. I know I did.

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  8. it's sad most folks don't have a nest egg, but have tons of rotten omelets.

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    1. Good choice of words. Very good choice of words.

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  9. Do you think Jesus set an alarm clock? If so, did it go off playing waves, rap, or the news?

    xoRobyn

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