Monday, 3 June 2013

Sexual Preference

I'm at the age now where sexual preference means Viagra or Cialis.

I learned this in Hollywood. If at first you don't succeed then lower your standards.

If the war of 1812 would've taken place in the 1980s the battle cry would have been don't shoot 'til you see the whites of their nostrils.

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    1. Sad but true seems to be a category that too many things falls into today.

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  2. Yeah go and create a remake of a remake of a remake, can't get much lower than that

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    1. I can go on forever about Hollywood, or at least some of the stuff I encountered there. I need to have several drinks first.

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  3. depends on which has the worst aftertaste you know...smiles...ha...
    and the second one...well thats what is wrong with all the movies these days...

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    1. It was especially true in the sitcom world, it may still be. I haven't watched one in years.

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  4. So much for the try, try again mantra. ;) Just came over to wave good morning. :)

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    1. Good morning. I hope you have a good one. It looks like the heat finally went away here.

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  5. Speaking from experience, Cialis is the drug of choice if you want your partner to get turned on for 12 straight hours over something as simple as the breeze from the ceiling fan.

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    1. Honestly I 've never tried either, and hope I never do, but I bet it's covered by my insurance, while pump inhibitors, like Nexium isn't. Who know how many women's medical needs aren't covered. Sorry, women's issues are a pet peeve of mine and I get carried away. Having 4 daughter will to that to you. I like the ceiling fan line.

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  6. Hollywood - home of the reality tv rejects

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    1. Reality TV is an oxymoron itself.

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  7. When I was young, I'd complain about guys and my brother would tell me to lower my bar but I think it had a different meaning than #2. Ha

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    1. Yeah I think it did. Although dating in Hollywood unless your rich is not an easy place to date. Everyone is sort of wacko.

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  8. My standards are already low. Give me a cable access channel at three in the morning and prepare to experience magic.

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    1. I guess those are low standards, but some of the stuff I watch, at times, I can feel any intelligence I still posses leaking out my eyes.

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  9. I could go on and on in agreement with your response to KeepinItReal, but I'm working on installing a ceiling fan.

    xoRobyn

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  10. Installing a ceiling fan is a much more productive endeavor. Wow, I spelled endeavor right without spell check!

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  11. half of my old high school is ready for hollywood

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  12. Thank you for making me wonder if I have standards.

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