Tuesday 11 June 2013

Leaving

I'd like to leave this world knowing it's a better place then I found it, which means before I die they'll have to eliminate congress.

What does an old heterosexual and a young gay guy have in common? They both have fantasies about erections.

I went to an AA meeting in #Ireland. There was a two drink minimum.

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  1. Good luck with the first one, that will take an act of God.

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  2. ha. you may not want to use that first one at a state dinner, maybe a political rally...ha...second one got me to laugh as well...happy tuesday

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  3. No wonder the Irish are always so cheery, even drinking at AA meetings. Us canadians drink to stay warm in our igloos.

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  4. that 2nd one is pretty good

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  5. #1.....It ain't gonna happen but would a move to Iceland do it, like Snowden?

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  6. Good one ~ I enjoyed all 3 ~ Cheers ~

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  7. "Hello, my name is Paddy."
    "We'll drink to that!"

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  8. How did you know about our meeting rules???

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