Tuesday 28 May 2013

Ban

Fastest way to ban assault weapons. After every school shooting parents should be given assault weapons and the address of Wayne LaPierre.

At one of the inaugural parties John Boehner was going to dance but couldn't... he didn't know how to lead.

The Right especially wants to take away a women's right to choose because they can't take away their right to vote.

20 comments:

  1. oh, man these are like body blows...lol....esp the second and the third...witty...i like...

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    1. It has taken me four tries to get this to work tonight. For some reason my password got screwed up. Its a shame that we don't have two legitimate political parties. We need both for this country to get anything done.

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  2. Spared nothing with these ones, so true

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    1. Somedays you hit it hard and somedays it all comes out as gibberish. I guess I got lucky today.

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  3. LOL love the second one, I think it could apply to many

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    1. You're right it could. There are very few political leaders out there willing to stick out their neck and work with the other side.

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  4. I would be able to dance well with John Boehner, My Hubs always says.... I try to lead.

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    1. You'd dance wonderfully than. The only problem is that he might turn off the music.

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  5. to the internet to look up them people!

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    1. Maybe you're better off not knowing. They are nothing to be proud of.

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    2. Now you're telling me. I just looked them up and now I'm all depressed.

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  6. I had to go look up Wayne LaPierre. Thank goodness for Google. :)

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    1. You mean it's not just for looking up pictures of monkeys smoking cigars? Hmmm...who knew?

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    2. It saves with me spelling all the time, especially with people's names.

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    1. I hope it doesn't have to ever come to that. But it might work.

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  8. That third blow packed a mighty punch, sir. New on your blow, but not for long! :-) Many thanks.

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Thanks from London. I love it there. I did a standup tour back in 95. I still have some very good friends there.

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  9. But I think they want women to have the right to choose.
    As long as they choose their guy!

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    1. You should see all the laws that the states are trying to pass against women. It's like we've gone back a hundred years.

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