Monday, 6 May 2013

Sex

If a man had sex with Justice Scalia, I would not consider it a homosexual act. I'd consider it bestiality.

Look at Antonin Scalia and you know why justice is blind. After hearing him it should also be deaf.

The other day my shrink asked me if I ever had sex with an animal. I said, of course not, I can’t figure how to ask them out.

23 comments:

  1. That title John, it's very catchy.

    Well you know, I don't like Scalia a bit. He's not just a prossie, he's a cheap one. He's so cheap that Rent-A-Center bought him. Yep, he turned over the Equal Opportunity Act with a stroke of the pen.

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    1. just wrote a nice reply on how much I hated Scalia and it didn't go through. He's even got influence over the internet. He's Santa Claus for the rich with a heart he wishes was made of 24 carrot gold and his name inscribe on it. He has the soul of the bubonic plague.

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  2. ha. not a scalia fan eh? i dont blame you...smiles...and blind and deaf...smiles...good stuff man

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    1. As an Italian I'm far prouder of Al Capone than I am I Scalia. He sees with he lens of his wallet.

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  3. I think even a goat would shun Scalia

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  4. I had to google him, I guess I am not up to date with the news in the US.

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    1. He's not worth looking up unless you're looking for something to hate.

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  5. With a Post subject line like that one.... you are probably going to get a lot of weirdo spammers.....

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    1. Weird is good, spammer is bad, so is spam.

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    2. You should have been in my therapy group.

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  6. Wow your shrink really asks some weird questions.

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    1. I asked my shrink weirder questions.

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  7. Along with Clarence Thomas, an utter disgrace to the modern Supreme Court.

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    1. He's an utter disgrace to a kangaroo court. When both of them on it, that's what it's turned into.

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  8. Justica Scalia hates lesbians, and yet I bet he's made more women into lesbians than any other ugly man out there.

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    1. Great line. I can't top that nor do I want to.

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  9. Wonder if those who prefer bestiality took the animal to dinner and a movie first?

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    1. That's a good question. They might have just bought booze and watched something on Netflix.

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  10. Sex with an animal doesn't start with the awkward "Will you go out with me?" You go straight to petting, straddling, getting trampled over, and then mounted. The next morning, they dash away and never call. Those beasts!

    xoRobyn

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    1. What can I say, that's very funny.

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  11. A fecking bear wouldn't hug him!

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    1. Another funny line. You guys all must hate him as much as I do. I'm proud of you all.

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