Thursday, 23 May 2013

Dahmer

Congress is one of the few bodies Jeffery Dahmer would refuse to eat.

Forget his birth certificate and his college grades, I think it's time that Donald Trump releases his hair so it can return to the wild.

The NRA's idea of a background check is to wait until they're sure the buyer is not being chased by a cop.

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  1. Congress is the reason dinosaurs went extinct, they too starved themselves out.

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    1. Great way to put it. That says it all.

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  2. hahaha on trumps hair...its def an endangered species cause they dont make them like that anywhere else...smiles

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    1. I wish he was an endangered species. The man disgusts me because he knows it's a lie and it's all self promotion on the backs of the ignorant.

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  3. Then when the buyer outruns the cop, they get free bullets.

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    1. That would be a unique new reality show.

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  4. The Donalds hair is quite the scare!! You would think his wife would give him a butch while he sleeps

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    1. I think his wife is probably afraid of him. He might fire her. His ego is so damn big it's a wonder they can fit in the same bed.

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  5. Hahahaha
    Give him a butch?? All she has to do is yank it off.

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  6. he has hair? I thought he pasted a squirrel on his head.

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    1. An ugly squirrel. The poor thing. They should paste a zombie on his head.

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  7. After hearing him speak, Donald Trump's hair isn't even the most embarrassing thing about him.

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    1. Great line. Nothing more for me to say.

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  8. His hair would require it's own game reserve!

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    1. Another great way to put things. You guys were on top of all your (no pun intended) games tonight.

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  9. LOL at the first one. I'm going to go pick my lower mandible up off of the floor now, bwuahahaa!

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  10. #1 so true, but... they can eat me.

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  11. Be careful what you wish for with these jerks.

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