haha...my life would not change...smiles....true though death can happen any living day...have a good one..and dont trip today...
If there is an afterlife and a tunnel to pass through, I'd hit my head on it.
Hahahaha..... I sometimes feel like that, about both jokes. I am a klutz!! Big time. Also, in the winter I tend to get stagnant and just sit around doing nothing... maybe that is a good thing since I am a Klutz...
I can trip over an invisible laser beam.
Well, I'd lose a one-man raffle.
Well you could invest in bubble wrap
Not a bad idea. but if I did fall, it would sound like I was shooting off an automatic weapon.
Haha That would work! Pain reminds us we're alive. =D
I would rather it be a good slice of pizza; Or a bottle of wine. Or both.
LOL Pat's comment...too much.
If you could keep the bubble wrap from popping it, it could change my life and fashion. Or my fashion, getting a way from the homeless look a bit.
LOL; either way doesn't sound good, be safe out there today though!betty
Did I reply to your comment already, after bumping my head so many times already today I'm not sure if I did.
I'll try. But danger lurks with every gram of dust that falls in my footsteps.
Hey, there's something to be said for a consistent schedule. No unpleasant surprises!!!
I like a consistent schedule. I really would but I tend to schedule my day around my night. If that makes any sense. I'm by nature a night person. That's from my many standup years. It's so relaxing late at night, I have to force myself to sleep.
It's also a day you can lift your head up, smile and thank God you're alive! Happy Wednesday, John! :)
I would if I didn't hit my head on something. You are right of course. I can only joke about these things if I didn't value life, it's just the hours I can't stand. Take care and thanks for taking the time out to respond.
Well, it is time to learn how to juggle horses on fire....I'd watch that.
I don't think my back would hold out. How does one juggle horses on fire? I'd watch it but from a distance.
John,Trip over a laser beam. Ha ha ha Or hit your head on the tunnel. Did you ever watch Monk? He was obsessive compulsive detective who had to pop bubble wrap whenever he saw it. In one episode his chief knew he was chomp'n to pop this big piece of bubble wrap so chief ordered all the cops to help Monk pop it. Oh well, guess you had to be there.
I've heard it's a good show. I'm probably unintentionally obsessive compulsive. If there's something for me to trip over of bump into I will.
Your cynical wit works for me. I like it.PS You were trying to be funny, right?Smiles,xoRobyn
Cynical is fun. That were comedy comes from at it's heart. Thanks for the compliment, I'll try to be positive enough to take it in.
If I died tomorrow, there'd be nobody to take the dog out to have a crap.So, I guess I have that to live for.
My dog wouldn't last 5 hours.
We all need something to get out of bed for.
Unless you got a doggie door, then you can even commit suicide, unless you don't have a fenced in yard. I'm kidding of course. Thanks for taking the time out to visit the site and leave a comment.
I think, instead of using the doggie door, he take a dump on my corpse just out of spite.
That would work, they'd bury you much much faster.
How funny! My own life is anything but dull!
My life is not so much dull, it just takes up so much of my time, I have no energy to do anything else
I think life is all about perspective, like a painter with a canvas. Put some color and zest into it, and it will come alive with a colorful painting.Have a lovely day, John ~
I think you're right. It's either our mess or our art.
LOL, my daughter trips over her own feet, and I did at her age too. What a wonderful trait to pass along. ;) Happy Tuesday to you!!
I really do still trip over my own feet, I'm far to absent minded, Happy holidays to all.