Monday, 25 February 2013

Brain Power

Intelligence is not how much knowledge you possess but it's how much of it you apply.

I'm a slob to begin with so I don't like snow storms. When I track snow in my house it make is a lot harder to snort cocaine off my floor. 

The worst thing about getting old is realizing it.

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  1. Not only realzizing it... but once you get down on the floor, you can't get up!!

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    1. Well, I hope somehow you manage to get up. My problem would be that I'd hit my head on the table and fall back down again.

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  2. The worst thing about getting old is gravity. You should see my tits and arse :)

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    1. Are you flashing again Anne!

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    2. I wouldn't mind gravity if it pushed my hair in instead of allowing it to fall out.

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    3. You are right dear Anne!!! Gravity is not our friend. When I take off my bra, my tits fall down to my arse.

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    4. Without being to vulgar I wish that happens to us (being men) penis's. Women are beautiful and gravity is just jealous.

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  3. You aren't giving me much hope for the future, I can barely move now, guess I should gets used to making friends with the dust bunnies.

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    1. Who needs a future when you can wallow in the past feeling sorry for yourself.

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  4. There's truth to your intellect quote. In fact, scientists say you're only capable of using 10% of your brain at any given time, which makes sense, since I usually give about 10% effort when my wife asks me to do something for her.

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    1. That's why were aren't really supposed to use all of our brain. That ten percent rule is genetic to males. I think it's a good rule.

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    2. No no it is an urban myth we use all of our brain. Although maybe just women and you guys are right!

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    3. Women's brains work better because they use them in conjunction with their emotions.

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  5. LOL with snow and cocaine; and there's a lot of truth about the getting older one, at least to me that is :)

    betty

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  6. I don't know which is worse for my health now, doing cocaine or shoveling snow. I actually don't do cocaine I wish I could say the same for shoveling snow.

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  7. Funny, short and simple, the way I like my posts but not my women.

    found you through ABFTS.

    new follower.

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  8. I agree what works for a post doesn't not usually work for a women. Hey thanks for the follow, hopefully, I'll get my act together enough to return the favor.

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