Wednesday 30 October 2013

Mob

We knew he was going to be a mobster, when they pulled him out of his mother's womb he was kicking her in the ribs.

You know you're getting old when the things you live for will kill you.

You know you're getting old when you get up in the middle of the night and forget to pee.

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    1. I did that the other night HGW. I couldn't remember if I got up to pee or not. Sad!

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    2. I guess one is as bad as the other.

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  2. Forgetting to use the bathroom is okay, so long as you are still able to hold it 'til the morning. ;)

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    1. Then hope you can wake up close enough to the bathroom.

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  3. The mind is lost when you can't remember to go

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    1. My mind is lost the moment I wake up. The whole day is spent trying to find it's remains.

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  4. My dog sorta did #3 last night. I tell her to go outside before I went to sleep and she wouldn't move at all. Then at 6 she whines and whines for somebody to wake up to take her out.

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    1. She also could have been made at you, and you forgot that she was. I think.

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  5. I try to ignore it before I forget it!

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    1. That would work for me, not my bedding though.

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  6. It's not that I forget to pee, it's that I forget to pee into the toilet. I must be getting old.

    xoRobyn

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  7. Here's to old bladders. They never forget. :)

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