Thursday, 12 September 2013


My girlfriend won't be seen in public with me anymore. Last week we were taking a walk and she got a ticket for violating the leash law.

What it takes to be a politician today is the ability to distinguish between what's wrong and wronger.

I'm at the age now where I fantasize about being able to live through my fantasies.


  1. Your poor girlfriend. How can she be ticketed for being with a domesticated animal?

  2. Speaking of number 2, the Syrian issue has got Republicans in a tight spot. They can't decide whether they hate Muslims or Obama more.

  3. #1 Hahaha That's a switch. It's usually the other way around.