Friday, 2 August 2013

Broken

I'm from a broken home. My mother left me while I was still in the womb.

My girlfriend was such an ego maniac she said she gave birth to herself.

One thing I can say about Politicians they never allow doing the right thing to cloud their judgement.



Off to LA for 2 weeks, see you all when I return.

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  1. Haha to the politician one. The right thing does not cloud their judgement, they just go on in the same old corrupt way. Enjoy your trip.

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    1. What clouds their judgement is greed for money and power. It's simple.

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  2. haha i love the last one...

    the first one stung a bit...

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    1. I wish most people didn't like the last one. It would mean that I was wrong.

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    1. I will thank you. It's only a couple of weeks but there's a lot to do out there.

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  4. I know some people who must have been born out their own a$$ 'cause they are such assclowns.

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    1. Wow, that's a great angry way to say it. It's just amazing they can get born at all with the size of their heads.

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    1. It should be fun. I'll see my daughters and friends. Thanks

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  6. So that is why some people always have their head up their own ass, going home after giving birth to themselves. Enjoy your trip.

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  7. Thanks Pat. If the people are going home they are taking the wrong route. I think.

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    1. Thank You. I'm sure it will be fun.

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  9. ah i missed the LA part before...have fun man

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  10. Ooh, LA! Have fun! Business, pleasure, or boob job?

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  11. Have a good and safe trip John! Don't end up in the tabloids!

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  12. Have fun. The trip will surely give you plenty of comedic material.

    xoRobyn

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