I'm from a broken home. My mother left me while I was still in the womb.
My girlfriend was such an ego maniac she said she gave birth to herself.
One thing I can say about Politicians they never allow doing the right thing to cloud their judgement.
Off to LA for 2 weeks, see you all when I return.
Haha to the politician one. The right thing does not cloud their judgement, they just go on in the same old corrupt way. Enjoy your trip.
ReplyDeleteWhat clouds their judgement is greed for money and power. It's simple.
Deletehaha i love the last one...
ReplyDeletethe first one stung a bit...
I wish most people didn't like the last one. It would mean that I was wrong.
DeleteHave a GREAT time in LA.!!
ReplyDeleteI will thank you. It's only a couple of weeks but there's a lot to do out there.
DeleteI know some people who must have been born out their own a$$ 'cause they are such assclowns.
ReplyDeleteWow, that's a great angry way to say it. It's just amazing they can get born at all with the size of their heads.
DeleteHave a good one John!
ReplyDeleteIt should be fun. I'll see my daughters and friends. Thanks
DeleteSo that is why some people always have their head up their own ass, going home after giving birth to themselves. Enjoy your trip.
ReplyDeleteThanks Pat. If the people are going home they are taking the wrong route. I think.
ReplyDeleteenjoy LA
ReplyDeleteThank You. I'm sure it will be fun.
DeleteGet your gas mask ready for LA
ReplyDeleteWishing you a great trip!!
ReplyDeleteah i missed the LA part before...have fun man
ReplyDeleteOoh, LA! Have fun! Business, pleasure, or boob job?
ReplyDeleteHave a good and safe trip John! Don't end up in the tabloids!
ReplyDeleteHave fun. The trip will surely give you plenty of comedic material.
ReplyDeletexoRobyn