I'd like to be God, live forever and when I do horrible things have them explained as me just being mysterious.
I'm not sure how to take this. Yesterday I was asked to be a sexual surrogate for a female necrophiliac.
Texas is so homophobic it's the only place where the female impersonators are female.
the first one, I'd like that too. And you won't even have to proof you exist!
ReplyDelete#1 And people would say, just shut up and believe.
ReplyDeleteWomen really dig mysterious guys.
ReplyDeleteI've heard that about Texas. A fellow blogger on here talks about that all the time!
ReplyDeleteFunny how God gets a whole set of rules to himself. I'd also like it because I could help everyone who helped themselves. So if they help themselves I wouldn't have to do a damn thing and get all the credit.
ReplyDeletea gay couple got arrested for kissing a few months ago in Texas. The cop apparently wasn't up to date in a post Lawerence v Texas-America. Now they got a really good lawsuit ready.
ReplyDeleteI second the god one
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