Monday, 9 September 2013

Mysterious

I'd like to be God, live forever and when I do horrible things have them explained as me just being mysterious.

I'm not sure how to take this. Yesterday I was asked to be a sexual surrogate for a female necrophiliac.

Texas is so homophobic it's the only place where the female impersonators are female.

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  1. the first one, I'd like that too. And you won't even have to proof you exist!

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  2. #1 And people would say, just shut up and believe.

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  3. I've heard that about Texas. A fellow blogger on here talks about that all the time!

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  4. Funny how God gets a whole set of rules to himself. I'd also like it because I could help everyone who helped themselves. So if they help themselves I wouldn't have to do a damn thing and get all the credit.

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  5. a gay couple got arrested for kissing a few months ago in Texas. The cop apparently wasn't up to date in a post Lawerence v Texas-America. Now they got a really good lawsuit ready.

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