Thursday, 12 September 2013

Leash

My girlfriend won't be seen in public with me anymore. Last week we were taking a walk and she got a ticket for violating the leash law.

What it takes to be a politician today is the ability to distinguish between what's wrong and wronger.

I'm at the age now where I fantasize about being able to live through my fantasies.
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4 comments:

  1. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!12 September 2013 at 04:11

    Your poor girlfriend. How can she be ticketed for being with a domesticated animal?

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  2. Adam12 September 2013 at 05:49

    Speaking of number 2, the Syrian issue has got Republicans in a tight spot. They can't decide whether they hate Muslims or Obama more.

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  3. Pat Hatt12 September 2013 at 05:55

    Did she need a license too

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  4. Manzanita12 September 2013 at 07:22

    #1 Hahaha That's a switch. It's usually the other way around.

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