Thursday 31 October 2013

Vices

I'm looking for love in all the wrong vices.

When I started to get gray hair around the temples women didn't find it attractive. Of course the gray hair was growing out of my ears.

I'm at the age where death is the lesser of two evils.

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9 comments:

  1. R31 October 2013 at 03:17

    Nice jokes

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  2. Brian Miller31 October 2013 at 03:45

    ha. lesser of 2 evils indeed....
    ear hair, nose hair, back hair.
    but no hair on the head.
    that is like the worst punchline
    eva

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  3. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!31 October 2013 at 04:16

    I never could find love in the bottom of my wine glass either.

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  4. Optimistic Existentialist31 October 2013 at 04:34

    Sometimes vices have the best love. Reese's Cups for instance. I'm smitten.

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  5. Pat Hatt31 October 2013 at 05:17

    Need a good ear waxing

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  6. Manzanita31 October 2013 at 06:20

    Better than growing out of the nose.

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  7. A Beer for the Shower31 October 2013 at 10:20

    Gray hair is still better than gray pubes...

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  8. Adam31 October 2013 at 11:50

    hair in the ears might be why some older folks can't hear

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  9. Holy Ghost Writer31 October 2013 at 16:52

    What's the other evil

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