Wednesday, 20 February 2013

Insult to Elephants

The way the Republican party is acting it's like the death rattle of a dying elephant.

Republican is (becoming) just another word for nothing left to loose.

When women see me it's never been matter of sexual preference, it's been a matter of sexual indifference.

If God was a network executive he would have created the world in six days and on the seventh he would have cancelled it.
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30 comments:

  1. Pat Hatt20 February 2013 at 05:02

    LOL if he only got 1 million viers tuning in he may have cancelled it sooner

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    1. Unknown20 February 2013 at 08:29

      I wonder if Adam and Eve's last name were Nielsen.

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    2. Pat Hatt20 February 2013 at 11:04

      Throw in some middle names and you got ASN and ESPN

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  2. Brian Miller20 February 2013 at 15:22

    ha...like the last one...thats funny...i guess we are lucky though that he didnt..and lol on the sexual indifference...

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  3. Unknown20 February 2013 at 16:17

    To me sex is very special and should never be shared with anyone. Not really, but it make me feel like I'm in control of something in my life besides begging.

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  4. Eat To Live21 February 2013 at 03:28

    Republican ~ Democrat Both are ridiculous.

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    1. Unknown21 February 2013 at 10:47

      We have a two party system and both of them have been acting like their bachelor parties. I think you're right but at the moment the Republican's have edge of ridiculousness. Unfortunately the pendulum eventually swings both ways.

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  5. Poke The Rock21 February 2013 at 04:32

    American politics is very tiring, especially if you don't even live there and get blasted with it.

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    1. Unknown21 February 2013 at 10:46

      Yes, I get tired of it myself. Depressed when I think I have to actually vote for some of these people. I look forward to the day when America doesn't think it's the center of the world.

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  6. betty21 February 2013 at 07:02

    I came over from Pat's blog; I have to say I loved your humor (I'm hopeful it was humor) in this blog. Glad God didn't cancel the world after 7 days; we wouldn't be here and while living can be a bit hard at times, I'm glad I had the chance to do it :)

    betty

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    1. Unknown21 February 2013 at 10:41

      Living is something I look forward to doing someday. Right now I'll settle for existing. Ok, I'm joking. Thanks for the compliments. Pat's been a big help and seems to be a great guy. Far too good to be my friend.

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  7. A Beer for the Shower21 February 2013 at 07:09

    I choose to be straight. I simply don't have the hair or the abs to be a gay man.

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    1. Unknown21 February 2013 at 10:43

      That's funny and sadly true for me also. I don't like women enough to be gay. I'm just kidding. I love women, I better I have four daughters. Thanks for taking the time out to send me a note. It's much appreciated.

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  8. Sherry Ellis21 February 2013 at 08:26

    I was finally able to view your blog from the link at Pat's blog. It's funny! I like you bio -"Decent into Helplessness." I can relate! ;)

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    1. Unknown23 February 2013 at 07:34

      Thank you. Helpless is good in comedy if you can control it. Does that make sense? Pat's been helping me out, he's done a hell of job bringing into the 21st Century. Again, Thanks.

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  9. Unknown21 February 2013 at 10:39

    Thank you. Helpless is good in comedy if you can control it. Does that make sense? Pat's been helping me out, he's done a hell of job bringing into the 21st Century. Again, Thanks.

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  10. Betsy Brock21 February 2013 at 13:29

    I'm a republican....and I don't feel the least bit dead or desperate. :)

    ...came from Pat's blog to say hello.

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  11. Unknown21 February 2013 at 13:36

    I'm a democrat but I root for the Republicans to become a more inclusive party. I like Jon Huntsman (did I spell that right) and some of the more moderate voices, like Bob Dole and even Jack Kemp were. They knew how to compromise to get things done. The Dems need more guys like Tip O'neill (two L's who would have thought). Enough politics! I'll stop. Hey, saying hello is nice no matter what our political affiliations are. Hello back. Thanks for taking time out to look at my blog and saying "hello."

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    1. Betsy Brock21 February 2013 at 15:21

      haha...you're welcome. Yeah, compromise is a good thing....on both sides. I'd like to see some spending cuts to balance out the new taxes...stuff like that. :) Speaking of inclusive, it would be fun to see democratic jokes along with the republican ones! Welcome to the blogs...it's fun...but then you probably have already figured that out!

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    2. Unknown20 March 2013 at 09:15

      Hi, just noticed your reply. More than anything what we need is elected officials who care more about their country than getting reelected. Both sides are very much at fault. It's funny I'm not so much for spending cuts, as I am afraid of them (if the wrongs ones are made) They tried it in Europe and it plunged them into recession. I think we need to spend more on the right stuff like infrastructure, grow the economy and once that is done, and people are working, then cutting becomes less dangerous and works better. Actually what we should do is cut Congresses perks and let them live like the rest of us. Oh, I was out celebrating my birthday so I'm in need of coffee. So I apologize for probably saying nothing that made sense. I really appreciate your voicing your opinion in a thoughtful non confrontation way. We should all communicate that way. John

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  12. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com21 February 2013 at 14:10

    Great sentiment. I'm in agreement with it all.

    xoRobyn

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  13. Unknown21 February 2013 at 14:12

    If we can only get Congress to agree on anything. Thanks.

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  14. Grace21 February 2013 at 15:42

    That last one was funny ~ And nice to meet you ~

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    1. Unknown23 February 2013 at 07:31

      Nice to me you also. I worked in the TV industry. I knew of a show that was cancelled while it was being broadcast.

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  15. Martha21 February 2013 at 17:03

    Thanks for stopping by John. Visiting back and following :)

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    1. Unknown23 February 2013 at 07:32

      Thanks for for visiting back, it's much appreciated.

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  16. Manzanita21 February 2013 at 17:12

    Hello John
    I see your comments at Pat's blog and he gave you a shout-out this morning. Congrats on your new blog.
    Manzanita

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    1. Unknown23 February 2013 at 07:32

      Thank you. We all have to things to share. Hopefully they either entertain us, inform us, or just give us a view of another slice of life.

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  17. Unknown21 February 2013 at 17:41

    I wanted to let you know that when someone clicks on your avi in their follower box, the link for your blog isn't there. I had to get here via your Twitter page link. I can't remember how I got this to work for me, but I'm guessing Pat can tell you as he is good at this kind of thing.

    Best wishes,
    Anne

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    1. Unknown23 February 2013 at 07:33

      I'll ask him. He's amazing at this stuff. Great guy too.

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