Friday 26 July 2013

Time Shares

An Italian times share is getting out of prison and then violating your parole.

The government thought so little of me. I went on the witness protection program and they only changed my email address.

Does a bi sexual hermaphodite get to lose his or her virginity 4 times?

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  1. Maybe they thought little of the criminals

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  2. I'm feeling a bit disturbed after reading the last one, lol

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    1. I just think how expensive a wardrobe must be.

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  3. ha. hey its free room and board, you know...

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  4. Hahahaha A bi sexual hermaphrodite you say. That just might be Anthony Weiner's problem.

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    1. If that was he'd have to be sending out dozens of texts a day.

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  5. hehe the witness protection program is my favourite

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    1. Witness Protection program is like governments version of being a kept person (besides prison). I wouldn't mind having all my bills paid and a place to live.

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  6. speaking of the Witness Protect. program, that was one of my favorite simpsons episodes

    especially when Homer couldn't readjust to a new name

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbvTt9sAlo4

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    1. I have to check out the link, I've never seen it.

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  7. If someone tells a bisexual to go fuck himself, he may consider it.
    Oh, wait. That's probably more for hermaphrodites.
    To quote Archie Bunker (Noted Friend of Man), those folks have "a little bit o' both, but not enough o' neither."
    Still, if I had both sets of parts, I'd NEVER leave the house.

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    1. Add agoraphobia and you'd have no reason to leave the house.

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  8. I'll be scared for that fellow in the witness protection program ~

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    1. I always wondered how that really worked. I did have a cousin on it, and he didn't change his last name. And how he's back and he's fine. Weird.

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  9. Your witness protection quip is the best. I suppose changing your email address is an upgrade from merely hiding your facebook status updates, or giving you a poke, or un-friending you. You could thank them for not retweeting your whereabouts or reviewing your book on Goodreads.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Changing all your social media would be a huge headache. It would take for ever. I'd still want them to review my book.

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  10. I've done the maths, I'd say you're right or at least close!

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    1. I don't know at that means you usually have a good point in there somewhere.

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  11. Would it really count? Maybe you'd have to go to an expert, the IRS?

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  12. The IRS can find you anywhere!

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  13. The witness protection program is probably the one sending you email spam, ....

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