Friday 5 July 2013

Adjustments

At my age dying is not so much an alternative as it is an adjustment.

I'd like to live forever just so I can see if a Twinkie will eventually go bad.

A very vain friend has had so many face lifts people say God bless you when he pees.

16 comments:

  1. I heard that the Twinkie is coming back on July 15th. There will be riots I tell you, riots.

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    1. There just left overs from the original batch.

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    1. No, his private part is now up by his face so they think he's sneezing. I think.

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    1. I did years ago, I'll eat another after I digest.

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  4. And twinkies are good to begin with? |sure the cockroaches will eat them long after we're gone

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    1. Yeah the plastic packaging will rot centuries before the Twinkies even start to melt in the nuclear holocaust.

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  5. ha. so you been keeping a twinkie all this time? eat it now and you may die....

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    1. Eat after your dead and you'll go directly to another life.

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  6. I really like that first one ~ Have a good weekend ~

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    1. Thanks and have a terrific weekend. I hope it's not as hot as it is here.

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  7. twinkies are coming back to stores. They don't die, they're phoenixes.

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    1. I think the universe evolved from a Twinkie.

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  8. Hurrah, happy the site's up and running. You were missed. :)

    I've heard McDonald's hamburgers and french fries will last forever too if you leave them out (an experiment I'm not about to conduct).

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  9. I think if you eat them they'll last forever in your stomach.

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