Tuesday 30 April 2013

Leper

My cousin Bob died yesterday. He was an idiot. You shouldn't bungee jump if you're a leper.

I'm non practicing atheist, every Sunday I go to church.

Just a thought. If Ann Coulter went on a Safari and savages shrunk her head at least her brain would still be the same size.

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    1. Thank You. It's been a long day, so I'm late getting back to everyone.

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  2. Speaking of Lepers, My Dad was in India during WWII. He told us there were quite a few lepers there begging for money. When the guys would throw them money, the lepers couldn't pick it up because their fingers had been eaten away.

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    1. Wow, that almost sounds like a joke. It's rather sad though. There's not much else I could say.

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  3. Ha ha I always wondered what Ann Coulter looks like. If one could ever get past that hair, you could see her face.

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    1. If we can get past her hatefulness we might even see there's a person there somewhere, I think.

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  4. Poor Lepers, just can't have any fun.

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  5. Oh God, the visuals that are accompanying that first one. Bits of arms, legs and feet flying through the air. Or a big kersplat, when the poor bleeders leg snapped off at the ankle. I watched too much Looney Tunes growing up John.

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    1. Me too and too many zombie movies and too many zombie games that I play with my daughter.

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  6. makes you wonder how many secret-non-theists there are going to church because their families are religious.

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    1. I went to church as a kid but never ever could believe in it. It just felt phony to me. But that's me. Everyone has different feelings.

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  7. Skydiving schools really should put up "Beware of falling parts" if they let lepers jump, so inconsiderate.

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    1. You're right. They should ... I'm not going to make another leper joke. I'll just agree with you for the moment.

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  8. Quick and easy death is always preferred over slow and painful.

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    1. Quick, easy and a long way off. I guess it's strange but I'd prefer a quick death if I'm old, but a slow death if I'm younger, so I could have my affairs in order.

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  9. oh dang...what an image of that bungee jumpin leper...lol....smiles...

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    1. Thanks, I have no idea where that joke came from or why other than the image hit me, then the set up came after. That often happens, but it also happens the other way also.

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